Gatoooooorrraaaaaaade. Water sucks, it really really sucks. This clown actually had the nerve to respond to the DAC Pack’s criticism of his water distribution skills. We don’t even think his actual job is hydration master, but he was the one keeping the players properly hydrated (probably why Denzel Bowles aka “puddles” had to relieve himself in public that time he got arrested). On top of that he failed to keep Humpty “Upchuck” Hitchens at proper hydration levels, causing him to vomit.
